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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY: MALTESE ROADS

By Johnathan Cilia - January 19, 2016

It is often said that we are lucky, here in Malta, due to the short travelling time needed to get just about anywhere on the island. Those words were probably said by the same people who say that the Maltese are hospitable and generous ( it’s kind of true, we do give out free pork... Read More >

TOP 10 FEMALE BEAUTY HABITS MEN HATE

By The Swag Team - October 29, 2015

There’s a tongue-in-cheek bit of advice going around, and it’s something along the lines of ‘take a woman swimming on a first date’. Other than seeing her in a bikini, the other benefit is knowing what she looks like without make-up. Now, we know that... Read More >

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY: MALTESE FACEBOOK USERS (PART 2)

By Mila Camilleri - September 28, 2015

A while back SWAG brought you part one of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly: Maltese Facebook Users . Stereotypes included The Creepers, The Geriatrics and The Couples . It's time to continue our exploration through the sea of different types of users our tiny island has to... Read More >

THE NEXT VIRAL NEWS INTERVIEW?

By The Swag Team - June 11, 2015

Today we're talking about news interviews that have gone viral. Does anyone remember Antoine Dodson? The eye witness who sparked the hide yo kids, hide yo wife remix ? He was an eyewitness to an attempted rape of a woman who was sleeping in bed with her child. There was also... Read More >

TOP 10 IRRITATING MALE HABITS

By Mila Camilleri - June 10, 2015

Men are the second greatest humans on Earth – true story. As the saying goes, behind every great man is a great woman, but many people don’t know the alternative idiom. Behind every great man is a great woman who puts up with his sh*t. Below is... Read More >

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY: MALTESE FACEBOOK USERS (PART 1)

By Mila Camilleri - May 28, 2015

A majority of the Maltese population has a Facebook account – which they take very seriously. In between petitions to end world hunger, Internet cats, dumb quiz requests and the latest Hollywood skandlu , we find a plethora of Maltese users and the quirks and bad habits that follow suit.... Read More >

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY: PACEVILLE

By Mila Camilleri - March 24, 2015

Paceville – Malta’s nightlife hub. Things have changed from the time this relatively small microcosm actually reflected the name Pace ville. Nowadays the majority of this infamous realm’s weekend inhabitants range between the ages of 16 and 25. Anyone over... Read More >

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: MALTA EDITION

By Mila Camilleri - February 27, 2015

Although it's a fact that's debated by many, Malta is not actually a third world country, and in fact has a lot to be thankful for. But this doesn’t stop most of our people from complaining. A lot. A ‘first world problem’ is a... Read More >

DIDGA THE CAT: MAN'S NEW BEST FRIEND

By The Swag Team - February 20, 2015

If you thought that cats don't respond to training and only dogs can be enticed to do tricks and become entertaining companions, think again. Here's the proof: Didga the cat is a YouTube sensation that does things cats shouldn't do. Things like obey their owners,... Read More >

15 PLACES MALTESE TOWNS SHOULD NEVER TWIN WITH

By The Swag Team - February 17, 2015

We’ve all heard of and had a giggle about towns and villages with names that sound weird, funny or downright rude in English. Places like Batman in Turkey , Condom in France , Cunt in Spain , Fucking in Austria , Kunting in Gambia , Longdong in China , Middelfart in Denmark and... Read More >

WHAT 'FRIENDS' WOULD BE LIKE IN 2015

By The Swag Team - February 17, 2015

Check out this uncannily accurate (probably) portrtayal of how the much-loved '90s sitcom 'Friends' would be like if someone had come up with the concept and filmed it now. The hair, the clothes fashions, the theme tune, the introduction and, most importantly, the six... Read More >

50 SHADES OF MR PINK

By The Swag Team - February 13, 2015

If you haven't seen it already, you absolutely MUST see this alternative trailer to the world's most hyped up movie of 2015, 50 Shades of Grey . While the whole world seems to have gone mad in anticipation of this year's Valentine's Day release of the film of that book,... Read More >

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