Humour

SWAG VOX POP: EPIC MEALS

By Mila Camilleri - September 09, 2014

Men have big appetites as the old story goes, but exactly how big? SWAG decided to find out by asking local lads about the most indulgent, gluttonous meal they’ve ever eaten. Just to be clear: ‘gluttonous’ to SWAG is a meal that is excessive in size or calories, costs an arm... Read More >

THE STATUES THAT COULD HAVE BEEN

By The Swag Team - September 05, 2014

With so many opinions floating around about the inauguration of the Zieme horse statue at Valletta’s entrance as part of the Valletta International Visual Arts Festival, we’re going to have our say too. The horse is said to symbolise power and strength, and... Read More >

TOP 10 SUPER-SIZED MEALS

By Mila Camilleri - September 03, 2014

Most of us know that we should eat healthy foods and not over-indulge… but sometimes we all need a good binge. The usual calorie-laden suspects typically include cheesy pizzas, greasy burgers, creamy pasta, and bags of biscuits or chocolate. The list we’ve compiled includes all of... Read More >

SWAG VOX POP: DOES THE FABLED G-SPOT EXIST?

By The Swag Team - September 01, 2014

Following the publication of this controversial Italian sex research that has denied the existence of the fabled woman’s G-spot, SWAG resolved to get to the bottom of the issue. We asked a group of Malta-based women directly: does it exist or not? And, for educational purposes, we also... Read More >

LOST IN TRANSLATION

By The Swag Team - August 27, 2014

With thousands of languages in existence around the world, it’s inevitable that similar sounding words will pop up in more than one tongue. Lucky for you, SWAG has continued our mission to educate and broaden the public’s general knowledge with useless juvenile trivia that we started... Read More >

EPIC FAIL ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE GERMAN FOOTBALL SEASON

By The Swag Team - August 25, 2014

Football star Junior Malanda suffered an epic fail when failing to score for his team, Wolfsburg, against Bayern Munich on the very first day of the new Bundesliga season last Friday. When presented with an open goal after a good run into the box, the Belgian miskicked the ball wide after the... Read More >

THE BEST ONE-LINE JOKES OF 2014

By The Swag Team - August 21, 2014

August is the month when the cream of British comedy goes to Edinburgh in Scotland to perform their latest material at a festival known as The Fringe. Each year the British TV channel Dave carries out a poll among audiences to decide that edition’s best one-line jokes by stand-up... Read More >

SIX THINGS ONLY WOMEN ARE INTO

By The Swag Team - August 19, 2014

If it wasn’t for women, silly little dogs that fit in handbags, TV shows about interior decoration, Kim Kardashian and most musicals (apart from cool ones like The Book of Mormon ) wouldn’t continue to exist. It is things like these, and the six objects listed below, that keep the... Read More >

GET YOUR OWN BACK ON THOSE PESKY SANTA MARIJA WEEKEND FLIES

By The Swag Team - August 17, 2014

Have you just had your Santa Marija weekend lounging by the pool made unbearable by the legendarily annoying Gozo flies? Nasty, persistent little blighters, they just don't know how to leave you alone, with the only alternatives being 1) staying in the pool all day - a bit difficult when you... Read More >

ROBIN WILLIAMS: A PERSONAL VIEW BY A MAN WHO MET HIM

By The Swag Team - August 12, 2014

SWAG salutes the sadly departed comedy legend Robin Williams, who was found dead at his home at the age of 63 on August 11. Although Popeye was not a success, it was his first ever film role and we offer here a clip from it since it represents his Maltese connection. The production was... Read More >

THE ART OF THE 'COLEMANBALL'

By Colin Fitz - August 10, 2014

As the return of league football draws ever closer, COLIN FITZ expects the usual criticism, some good natured some not, of local football match commentators to make a comeback along with it. However, as he discovered, the classic commentator faux pas of all time have been made far from our... Read More >

HILARIOUS LIFT-BASED PRANKS

By The Swag Team - August 09, 2014

Check out this hilarious new clip of people getting pranked in a hotel lift. It's not the one featuring the people being scared to death from last year - this one features an elevator that talks that can also understand you. Or can it? Something to think about for the... Read More >

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