Humour

TOP 10 POWERFUL PHRASES WOMEN USE

By The Swag Team - November 27, 2014

We all know women are hard to read so we at SWAG have taken it upon ourselves to come up with a list of 10 phrases, words and even the odd sound that they use that should get our warning antennae throbbing. Boys, the key is to learn to pick up on the signals. Women don't only speak... Read More >

SCHOOL CHEMISTRY EXPERIMENT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

By The Swag Team - November 11, 2014

A school chemistry teacher in Egypt has become a laughing stock after a video of him messing up an experiment and causing an explosion became a worldwide internet hit. Practical and experiment class is one part of the chemistry curriculum pupils around the world look... Read More >

BRAZILIAN BACKSIDE SCORES EPIC OWN GOAL

By The Swag Team - November 10, 2014

Oh dear. It's embarrassing enough to score an own goal, especially when thousands or even millions of people are watching... but how more embarrassing is it to score it using one of the most embarrasing and jokeworthy parts of your body? Our collective heart goes out to... Read More >

STICK IT TO THE MAN WITH THESE OUT OF OFFICE NOTIFICATIONS

By The Swag Team - November 07, 2014

You're out of the office. Good for you! As you're sipping an espresso on the Sliema front, or a cocktail on the beach, or watching another episode of your favourite series with your feet up at home, you relish the thought of others slaving away at their desks. Why not rub it... Read More >

GOALKEEPER AUCTION HEADLINE FAIL

By The Swag Team - November 05, 2014

The news that former England goalkeeper David James is to auction hundreds of items of football memorabilia collected during his career prompted one British newspaper to print this highly interesting headline... though one could also assume the editor did it to a) have a laugh and b) attract... Read More >

THE RETURN OF DUMB AND DUMBER

By Colin Fitz - November 05, 2014

As you've probably noticed by now, SWAG loves juvenile humour and silly comedy. It's not that we don't like sophisticated humour - we love that too, it's just that most of us who work on this site are at that age when we can look back at the late '80s and '90s and... Read More >

THE BEST 'BEGGING FOR ONE MORE CHANCE' LETTER EVER WRITTEN

By The Swag Team - November 05, 2014

This 'divorce' letter has been doing the rounds on the Internet for a few years, most recently hitting the pages of The Lad Bible website. It's a hilarious, man-centred revenge letter disguised as a begging plea to give a relationship another chance. It's the sort of thing that... Read More >

TOP 10 LOGO FAILS

By The Swag Team - November 03, 2014

The recent Tesco buttermilk packaging design fail that has been all over the news served as an inspiration for us to compile this top 10 list. SWAG did some research and came up with a few logos that should have never left the designer’s imagination. Read More >

TOP 10 TERRIBLE SPORTS KIT SPONSORS

By The Swag Team - October 31, 2014

SWAG recently compiled a list of the Top 10 Worst Sports Kits Ever , and the feedback to the piece got us thinking. What about the kit sponsors? There had to be giggle-worthy sponsors out there – and there were. In fact, we’ve compiled a list of 10 of the most inappropriate.... Read More >

BRINGING SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF MALTA'S CONSTRUCTION HELL

By The Swag Team - October 29, 2014

Here's a 'sport' we're guaranteed to do well in. The country's size and resources generally prevent our athletes from attaining victory and gold medals in most high-level sports we compete in (with some honourable exceptions). But with construction sites being a permanent... Read More >

TOP 10 WORST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

By The Swag Team - October 27, 2014

It's Halloween this Friday, and some people are busy preparing a costume for themselves or their kids to wear on the night, although the majority probably prefer to leave the whole costume thing for carnival. We’re not sure if Malta’s general lack of enthusiasm for Halloween... Read More >

MALTA'S FAVOURITE HOLLYWOOD SON GETS THE 'BETWEEN TWO FERNS' TREATMENT

By The Swag Team - October 24, 2014

In between filming his wife's new movie in Gozo and promoting his new World War Two drama 'Fury', Brad Pitt has found the time to appear on comedian Zach Galafianakis' web based spoof interview series 'Between Two Ferns'. Once again the show succeeds in being a brilliant... Read More >

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