Humour

FATHER CHRISTMAS MUST DIE!

By The Swag Team - December 24, 2014

While Christmas is supposed to be a time of "Ho, ho, ho," for most people who get to dress up as Santa (or for 'Christmas Father' [sic] himself, if he exists) there's a significant amount of havoc caused every year for which the tubby, red-costumed, bearded North... Read More >

MAKE THE MOST OF THE FESTIVE SEASON

By The Swag Team - December 24, 2014

You might not be crazy about Christmas and the stuff that goes along with it, but you've got to admit, having time off work is great, isn't it? Here are SWAG's top alternative, kind of politically incorrect, ideas for making the most of your festive break... Read More >

EIGHT GIFTS YOUR DAD DEFINITELY DOESN'T WANT

By The Swag Team - December 19, 2014

Your dad doesn't really want socks, ties or hankies every Christmas. But this SWAG list features even worse gifts, all given by thoughtless sons to their fathers. Perhaps dad should know that the alternatives are far, far worse. Read More >

GET BLOWN AWAY BY THIS EXHIBITION OF AIR POWER

By The Swag Team - December 18, 2014

We're sure you've been caught out in a gale at least once in your life, so you're aware of how strong a column of moving air can be. Now multiply that force by a hundred, and you'll come close to understanding what happened to this idiot who tried to pop a truck tyre... Read More >

FIVE CHRISTMAS COMMANDMENTS

By The Swag Team - December 16, 2014

SWAG would like to add a disclaimer to go along with this article. You might be shocked to find out that these commandments haven't actually been written in stone, so there's no need to take them very seriously. Christmas is all about spending time with your family and being merry and... Read More >

SWAG'S CHRISTMAS HATE LIST

By The Swag Team - December 15, 2014

We'd know it's meant to be the season to be jolly and nice, but for once we at SWAG step out of our jolly persona and go a bit grinchy about the festive season. Read More >

THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER

By The Swag Team - December 10, 2014

Bored to death of hearing 'War is Over' and 'Mary's Boy Child'? Do you feel you may strangle the next person who plays 'Do they Know it's Christmas' or Mariah Carey's 'All I want for Christmas is you'? Want something... Read More >

THE COMEDY KNIGHTS STRIKE GOLD WITH HILARIOUS VIRAL CLIP

By The Swag Team - December 10, 2014

A Youtube clip featuring a song performed by members of the Comedy Knights group playing two disgruntled Sliema residents rueing the day they strayed from their (and their family's) regular voting pattern is receiving hundreds of hits and has gone viral. The song was... Read More >

WHAT EVERY SWAG MAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BREASTS

By The Swag Team - December 05, 2014

Breasts. We all love them. They're hypnotising, wonderful, enchanting, extremely varied things - but the fact is, although they're often on our mind, few of us know that much about their size and make up - unless we're lucky enough to work in a bikini shop that is.... Read More >

A NEW MEANING FOR THE PHRASE 'BEAT THE MEAT'

By The Swag Team - December 04, 2014

The things you come across on Youtube nowadays. This lingerie-clad woman has made a song, or at least a tune of sorts, out of meat by rhythmically slapping raw beef and fish against her bare body parts. Since we can't identify any rabbit meat being slapped against... Read More >

10 HILARIOUS STAR WARS RIPOFFS AND FILMS IT INSPIRED - UPDATED

By - December 03, 2014

The trailer to the upcoming 'Star Wars Episode VII' film, 'The Force Awakens', released last Friday to great acclaim by sci-fi fans all around the world, has prompted us at SWAG to reminisce fondly about the impact the various 'Star Wars' movies have had on our lives.... Read More >

'12 MONTHS OF FUNNY POWERED BY XFM' SPOOFS 'GAME OF THRONES'

By The Swag Team - November 28, 2014

Get your tickets to the funniest comedy show this holiday season, the SWAG-endorsed '12 Months of Funny', to be staged by The Comedy Knights and powered by XFM by midnight tonight and save 15% on your tickets! This is a Comedy Knights' special BLACK... Read More >

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