Humour

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED ABOUT THE PEOPLE NEXT DOOR?

By The Swag Team - February 10, 2015

As part of its commitment to bringing the best comedies to the Maltese stage, the Mellow Drama theatre company is proud to present the international award-winning black comedy 'The People Next Door', which will be staged at the Blue Box Theatre from this weekend. The comedy was... Read More >

SWAG READERS WANT A CURE FOR CANCER MOST IN 2015

By The Swag Team - February 09, 2015

The SWAG poll about the thing our readers want most in the world in 2015, saw the noble cause of a cure for all cancers top the list with 23%. Read More >

THE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS YOU MUST AVOID

By The Swag Team - February 04, 2015

SWAG's already given you some good gift ideas for a memorable Valentine's Day , but now it's time to tell you what NOT to buy or do. For instance, saying "Happy Valentine's Day!" with a voucher for laser hair removal isn't the greatest... Read More >

WATCH ALL THE HEADLINE-GRABBING SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS IN ONE GO

By The Swag Team - February 02, 2015

Last week SWAG offered you 10 facts that covered all you needed to know about the American phenomenon known as Superbowl Sunday - read it here . Well, the show's over for another year, with the the New England Patriots beating the Seattle Seahawks 28-24, and Katy Perry providing a... Read More >

THE TRUTH ABOUT MOVIE CAR CHASES

By The Swag Team - February 01, 2015

Have you ever suspected that high speed car chases in films were ever so slightly exaggerated and unbelieveable? That the way the cars behave on the road in the movie is wildly different from the way they would behave in the same circumstances in real life? And that if cars in real life suffered... Read More >

TEN LIES WOMEN TELL YOU

By The Swag Team - January 29, 2015

We hate to break it to you, but very few men have mastered the skill of decoding women and the mysteries that go hand in hand with dating, or even marrying, a woman. But worry not: SWAG's coming to the rescue with a list of 10 common items of... Read More >

WHY WE LOVE THE CATWALK

By The Swag Team - January 27, 2015

This is why the song says: "I wish they all could be California Girls." Watch how poor Miss Beverly Hills' bikini top can't take the pressure and pops off as she takes to the stage for the Miss USA contest this week. Mind you, after repeated viewing (ahem) one... Read More >

DRIVE THE GIRLS WILD WITH STYLE OVERLOAD

By The Swag Team - January 23, 2015

Good news, boys! You can look like these handsome fellows, thanks to Etsy (handmade items) seller Schuyler Ellers ... His exclusive 'Lord von Schmitt' line includes these colourful crocheted shorts which give you the dangerous, rakish look that so many women find attractive.... Read More >

SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL GIRL IN YOUR LIFE

By The Swag Team - January 22, 2015

Boys, meet Kim Anami, a sex-coach-turned-vaginal-weightlifter and founder of the mystical Far Eastern discipline of 'vaginal kung fu'. You've all seen those strong men pulling aeroplanes or racing each other holding huge slabs of stone... and we're... Read More >

WHY WE CAN'T WAIT FOR MALTA'S NEW PARLIAMENT...

By The Swag Team - January 20, 2015

If this is the kind of scene we can expect when the long-delayed, Renzo Piano-designed new Parliament hall is inaugurated in Valletta, then we at SWAG can't wait! What with both party leaders deciding to vote the same way in the hunting referendum, and little else of any practical use... Read More >

FOO FIGHTERS' NEW SONG THE PERFECT EXCUSE TO BRING THEM TO MALTA

By The Swag Team - January 19, 2015

Check out the fun clip (below) of the Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl turning a Chilean crowd's enthusiastic, patriotic chant into a new song, to the delight of the huge crowd present. Fans at the concert held this weekend started singing the band's songs before the... Read More >

THE MAN WITH TWO... PENISES

By The Swag Team - January 05, 2015

There's really nothing for us to add to this true story that has just broken on the American newspaper website The Huffington Post . A man with two penises has written a memoir about his life... living with two willies. Simply go straight to the horse's mouth by clicking this... Read More >

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