Humour

AND YOU THOUGHT THE MANKINI WAS BAD?

By The Swag Team - June 13, 2014

Most of us took Borat’s fluorescent green mankini as the joke it was meant to be, but there apparently seems to have been a section of the male population who believed it was not only the height of new beach fashion, but could also be improved upon. Enter the half-thong mankini hybrid. Read More >

HARRY MAKES HIS FIRST PREDICTION - BRAZIL VS CROATIA

By The Swag Team - June 12, 2014

And here it is! The prediction for tonight’s opening World Cup game between Brazil and Croatia from SWAG’s very own psychic hamster! Seems like our furry predictor is hedging his bets and going for the home favourites: he chose BRAZIL! Watch the clip below to see how,... Read More >

10 ORGANISATIONS THAT SHOULD NEVER OPEN UP IN MALTA

By The Swag Team - June 11, 2014

When two or three people of different nationalities gather together in one place, it’s only a matter of time before they start teaching each other rude words from their respective languages. Or maybe it’s just us Maltese that insist on inflicting our toilet humour on hapless... Read More >

HARRY'S GAME: MEET SWAG'S RESIDENT PSYCHIC RODENT

By The Swag Team - June 10, 2014

Like many football fans around the globe, we spent much of the last World Cup in awe of the uncanny psychic talents of Paul the Octopus, especially as our own efforts at predicting results in South Africa ranged between embarrassing and pathetic. Yet here was an otherwise unremarkable sea... Read More >

WORLD CUP VOX POP

By The Swag Team - June 10, 2014

SWAG searched high and low for the answer to the elusive question: who is going to win the World Cup? We managed to get replies to this question from a cross section of the population, starting with the esteemed office of the President, via a comedian or two, all the way to a football-hating... Read More >

JOSE MOURINHO INVADES THE PITCH... AGAIN!

By The Swag Team - June 09, 2014

Jose Mourinho was assigned a managerial role in the annual Soccer Aid celebrity charity match in aid of UNICEF played at Old Trafford this weekend. However, showing off his offbeat, 'Special One' sense of humour, he cheekily stepped onto the pitch... Read More >

SWAG'S JOKES - THE WORLD CUP EDITION

By The Swag Team - June 08, 2014

Hodgson! Messi! Ex-Pope Benedict! The entire German squad! No one is safe in our massive World Cup joke special. Feel free to send in your own submissions to info@swag.com.mt! Read More >

SWAG'S ALTERNATIVE WORLD CUP AWARDS

By The Swag Team - June 07, 2014

At every World Cup, we all look forward to the list of titles dished out to the players and officials being rewarded for their proficiency over the four weeks. These usually range from the much-coveted Top Scorer title to the barely mentioned Best Referee or Most Sporting Team awards. Well,... Read More >

THE BEST TEAM THAT NEVER WON THE WORLD CUP...

By The Swag Team - June 06, 2014

Japan will be trying their best at the World Cup in Brazil this month, but, let's face it, with the current strength of their team, they'll be happy just to get out of their group. It's a far cry from the legendary Japanese team of the 80s, that could have, and should have, won... Read More >

HOW NOT TO APPROACH FATHERHOOD

By The Swag Team - June 04, 2014

Becoming a first-time Dad is a traumatic event, even for the most well-prepared amongst us. Not only does the arrival of new offspring bring with it much joy and great pride, it also opens up a whole new variety of manners in which average male incompetency can be exposed. One man, however, has... Read More >

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!

By The Swag Team - June 03, 2014

Maltese commentators sometimes get their facts wrong, and we all know Italian commentators are usually biased. But no one beats the English for making faux pas behind the microphone, judging by the amount that gets reported in their media. They’ve even got a word for it: Colmanballs ,... Read More >

MEN? STUBBORN? NEVER!

By The Swag Team - May 29, 2014

Generally speaking random graffiti is not big and it’s not clever. And, of course, SWAG would never actively promote the concept of defacing other people’s property with random slogans or inane drawings. However, once in a while, a piece of graffiti comes to light whose brilliance... Read More >

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