TOP 10 FEMALE BEAUTY HABITS MEN HATE
There’s a tongue-in-cheek bit of advice going around, and it’s something along the lines of ‘take a woman swimming on a first date’. Other than seeing her in a bikini, the other benefit is knowing what she looks like without make-up.
Now, we know that make-up gives women confidence by masking certain imperfections and when used well, can be totally gorgeous. However, it's a bit disconcerting when we roll over in the morning and are face-to-face with someone we don’t recognise.
Here’s a list of 10 female beauty habits men find quite confusing.
1. Sticky lipgloss
Nothing’s sexier than a face full of sticky, glittery lip goo…
2. Gaudy lipstick
Men typically like to date humans. Bright blue lipstick doesn’t really reflect this.
3. Too much fake tan / bronzer
If we wanted to get our hands on a roasted ham we’d go to the meat counter at our nearest supermarket.
4. Clown makeup
If you leave your house and group of midgets dressed as clowns pull up at your front door, take a look in the mirror.
5. Terrible foundation
A little enhancement is fine, but if your face looks like it’s cracking or you appear to have just come back from the dead, you’re doing something wrong.
6. Unnatural eyebrows
If your eyebrows are bushy, kindly refrain from turning them into misshapen toothpicks. Equally unpleasant are exaggerated thick, black slugs across your forehead. Get professional help.
7. Fake eyelashes
You shouldn’t have to struggle to open your eyes or look like your eyeballs are about to take off.
8. Overdone hair
If you look like you’ve constantly got a wedding to go to or just been part of a hair show, please reconsider your hairstyles.
9. Long, fake nails
Long nails are useful. You can pick your nose, use one as a screwdriver, scratch hard-to-reach places, and who knows what else. However if they’re over 1cm long, they’re considered talons that belong on wild animals.
10. The beautification process
The picture is quite self-explanatory.
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