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THE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS YOU MUST AVOID

Tags:   Relationships,   Gifts,   Fail,   Valentine's Day

By The Swag Team   -  February 04, 2015


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SWAG's already given you some good gift ideas for a memorable Valentine's Day, but now it's time to tell you what NOT to buy or do. For instance, saying "Happy Valentine's Day!" with a voucher for laser hair removal isn't the greatest idea. Read and learn boys!

  NOVELTY GIFTS

NOVELTY GIFTS  malta,  Unless agreed to beforehand, silly novelty gifts like scratch-and-sniff toilet paper or sex vouchers should be avoided. They’re kind of childish, usually cheap and don’t say much in terms of emotions. 
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NOVELTY GIFTS
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Unless agreed to beforehand, silly novelty gifts like scratch-and-sniff toilet paper or sex vouchers should be avoided. They’re kind of childish, usually cheap and don’t say much in terms of emotions.



  2-CARAT MUG

2-CARAT MUG malta,  This one is downright mean if your girlfriend’s been hinting that she’s ready for the big “I Do”. If she only realises the ‘ring’ isn’t actually an engagement ring after you’ve pulled the rest of mug out, run. Be particularly wary if she’s got the tendency to become violent. 

   
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2-CARAT MUG
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This one is downright mean if your girlfriend’s been hinting that she’s ready for the big “I Do”. If she only realises the ‘ring’ isn’t actually an engagement ring after you’ve pulled the rest of mug out, run. Be particularly wary if she’s got the tendency to become violent.

 



  THE TANDEM GLOVE

THE TANDEM GLOVE malta,  The idea is sweet and all, but this kind of vomit-inducing cheesefest of a present should stay exactly where it is – online on whatever website you found it. Not only will you never use it, if you do end up buying it, people will make fun of you. Many people. 
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THE TANDEM GLOVE
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The idea is sweet and all, but this kind of vomit-inducing cheesefest of a present should stay exactly where it is – online on whatever website you found it. Not only will you never use it, if you do end up buying it, people will make fun of you. Many people.



  EDIBLE ANUSES

EDIBLE ANUSES malta,  Yes, they’re chocolate (no pun intended) and women generally love chocolate. However there’s one glaringly obvious elephant in the room – they’re anuses. If you think your valentine can handle all of this, then we guess it’s okay. If you’re unsure, play it safe with a classic, wholesome box of truffles. 
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EDIBLE ANUSES
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Yes, they’re chocolate (no pun intended) and women generally love chocolate. However there’s one glaringly obvious elephant in the room – they’re anuses. If you think your valentine can handle all of this, then we guess it’s okay. If you’re unsure, play it safe with a classic, wholesome box of truffles.



  TRYING TOO HARD

TRYING TOO HARD malta,  Be careful with how far you take your idea for an original Valentine’s Day; not everyone is capable of performing an erotic strip tease, no matter how many beers you drink. By all means, push yourself to surprise your valentine, but really think about how willing you are to make an ass out of yourself. 
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TRYING TOO HARD
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Be careful with how far you take your idea for an original Valentine’s Day; not everyone is capable of performing an erotic strip tease, no matter how many beers you drink. By all means, push yourself to surprise your valentine, but really think about how willing you are to make an ass out of yourself.



  HOUSEHOLD ITEMS

HOUSEHOLD ITEMS  malta,  Pots and pans, a vacuum cleaner, a shiny new mop… all these things are awful Valentine’s presents. Actually, they’re awful all year round (unless she specifically asks you for them). SWAG has often said that men should listen to their women, including their needs and wants. Having said this, just because she said the vacuum cleaner is about as useful as snow to an Inuit and needs to be changed, doesn’t mean you should use Valentine’s Day as the moment to present her with a new one. 
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HOUSEHOLD ITEMS
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Pots and pans, a vacuum cleaner, a shiny new mop… all these things are awful Valentine’s presents. Actually, they’re awful all year round (unless she specifically asks you for them). SWAG has often said that men should listen to their women, including their needs and wants. Having said this, just because she said the vacuum cleaner is about as useful as snow to an Inuit and needs to be changed, doesn’t mean you should use Valentine’s Day as the moment to present her with a new one.



  A GYM MEMBERSHIP

A GYM MEMBERSHIP malta,  No matter how many times she says she’s put on weight and all her jeans make her feel like a beached whale, a gym membership will always be a bad choice. You might as well take that biscuit out of her mouth and call her an oversized cow. 
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A GYM MEMBERSHIP
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No matter how many times she says she’s put on weight and all her jeans make her feel like a beached whale, a gym membership will always be a bad choice. You might as well take that biscuit out of her mouth and call her an oversized cow.



  CONTROL UNDERWEAR

CONTROL UNDERWEAR malta,  Lingerie on Valentine’s Day is a popular gift. But tread carefully when it comes to sizes and styles – there’s nothing worse than giving a woman items of clothing that don’t fit, especially when you buy them two sizes too big. And for the love of all things great and good, don’t buy control underwear. In reality, you’re not doing her a favour. 
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CONTROL UNDERWEAR
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Lingerie on Valentine’s Day is a popular gift. But tread carefully when it comes to sizes and styles – there’s nothing worse than giving a woman items of clothing that don’t fit, especially when you buy them two sizes too big. And for the love of all things great and good, don’t buy control underwear. In reality, you’re not doing her a favour.



  LASER HAIR REMOVAL

LASER HAIR REMOVAL  malta,  This is another seemingly useful gift, but even if your partner can give Chewbacca a run for his money, steer away from pointing out the obvious. She might already be self-conscious about her little problem or she might not actually care and be offended that you do. 
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LASER HAIR REMOVAL
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This is another seemingly useful gift, but even if your partner can give Chewbacca a run for his money, steer away from pointing out the obvious. She might already be self-conscious about her little problem or she might not actually care and be offended that you do.



  DIY DINNER

DIY DINNER malta,  It’s bad enough you haven’t taken her to dinner, but to buy her a bag of groceries and ask her to cook… That’s taking things to an all time low. 
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DIY DINNER
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It’s bad enough you haven’t taken her to dinner, but to buy her a bag of groceries and ask her to cook… That’s taking things to an all time low.






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