SOMETHING FOR THAT SPECIAL GIRL IN YOUR LIFE
Boys, meet Kim Anami, a sex-coach-turned-vaginal-weightlifter and founder of the mystical Far Eastern discipline of 'vaginal kung fu'.
You've all seen those strong men pulling aeroplanes or racing each other holding huge slabs of stone... and we're also sure you've grimaced when coming across clips of weirdos lifting weights with their willy, thanks to the power of meditation and concentration. But women lifting stuff... with their holy of holies? Surely that's gender equality gone mad?
Not for our Kim. Since launching her career as a vaginal fitness guru, she’s spent her time praising the benefits of lifting weights using vaginal muscles. She's even been on a world tour to “educate people about vaginas in a playful and provocative way,” adding that a strong vagina “has many benefits for women.”
Along the way, she's shown of the results of her training by lifting items such as fruit and surfboards. She even created the hashtag #ThingsILiftWithMyVagina specially for the “vagina tour".
"I want every woman to know that she, too, can shoot ping pong balls from her vagina. It’s not just a skill reserved for some special Thai vaginas."
Quite.
So, men. Do we encourage our better halves to take it up? Or do we use it as a retaliatory weapon when they start to ridicule man-kind about our man-toys or our man-flu or our man-nerisms as modern women tend to do at the slightest opportunity?
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