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WHAT SHE SAYS VS WHAT SHE MEANS

Tags:   Relationships,   Women,   Tips

By The Swag Team   -  January 16, 2015


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How many times have you gone out over the weekend intending to mingle successfully with women and get lucky, but ended up alone on the pavement eating a slice of pizza at 3am - because you interpreted all her answers wrongly? But worry not! SWAG is here to help our fellow men out by provided a list of phrases women say and the interpretation of their true meanings. Voila: no more miscommunication! Good luck lads!

Sorry, that seat’s taken … Don’t even think about sitting next to me.

 

What are you looking at? … Put your eyeballs in somebody else’s cleavage, majjal.

 

Would you mind helping me carry these drinks?X’mazza dan.

 

That’s quite an interesting shirt … Whatever look you were going for, I think you missed.

 

I’m fine for a drink, thanks … I’ve no intention of having sex with you so don’t waste your money.

 

I like my personal space … Did I mention the kick in the groin you will get if you touch me?

 

Do you have a lighter? … Do you want to sleep with me?

 

I’m on a girls’ night out, really … I’m going to surround myself with friends until you disappear.

 

I’ve just broken up with my boyfriend, actually (scenario #1) … Get lost, I don’t fancy you.

 

I’ve just broken up with my boyfriend, actually (scenario #2) … I’m looking for rebound sex.

 

Oh, I’m sooo tired; I might have to get to bed soon (scenario #1) … Do you fancy coming home and doing it with me right now?

 

Oh, I’m sooo tired, I might have to get to bed soon (scenario #2) … I want to have some fun but can’t until you’ve pissed off home.

 

Do you think this colour suits me? … Compliment me, it might get you somewhere.

 

It’s not the size that matters … Jahasra, miskin.



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