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TEN LIES WOMEN TELL YOU

Tags:   Relationships,   Humour,   Women

By The Swag Team   -  January 29, 2015


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We hate to break it to you, but very few men have mastered the skill of decoding women and the mysteries that go hand in hand with dating, or even marrying, a woman. But worry not: SWAG's coming to the rescue with a list of 10 common items of disinformation women say (often to get rid of you) and how to read the truth behind the hint.

1. I’m not into one-night stands ... Apart from my shameful annual trips to Ibiza or Mykonos with the girls.

 

2. I really like you but I’m seeing someone else / I’m incredibly busy at work / I can’t deal with a relationship at the moment ... Leave me alone.

 

3. I don’t expect you to pay ... But if it’s okay with you to let me think you’re a broke, chepaskate loser, I'll happily pay my half.

 

4. Your friends are such good company ... Especially when they light their farts. Just hilarious. Not.

 

5. There’s nothing wrong / I’m fine ... I’m going to sulk indefinitely until you figure it out.

 

6. Explain to me how it works ... Because you’re such a child with your silly toys.

 

7. I’d never tell my girlfriends our intimate secrets ... Too late.

 

8. I’m crying because you’re so good ... And I drank so much at dinner that I’m regretting sleeping with you.

 

9. I never think of other men when I’m with you ... Apart from your gorgeous best friend who I know fancies me. And Bradley Cooper in American Sniper.

 

10. There’s no way I’m jealous of your ex ... But I wish she was dead.



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