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WHAT EVERY SWAG MAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BREASTS

Tags:   Facts,   Breasts

By The Swag Team   -  December 05, 2014



Breasts. We all love them. They're hypnotising, wonderful, enchanting, extremely varied things - but the fact is, although they're often on our mind, few of us know that much about their size and make up - unless we're lucky enough to work in a bikini shop that is.

 

As every SWAG man knows, they have many uses, but there’s really more to them than meets the eye. So here's a list of all you've ever wanted to know about boobs but were too afraid - or engrossed in slobbering over them - to ask. And don't forget to check out the fruit comparisons above, particularly if you're thinking about buying your woman lingerie...

1. Worldwide, 'B' is the most common cup size. We assume that's 'natural' cup size. (See the pictures scrolling above.)

 

2. The average breast weighs 0.49 kgs and contains 4-5% of the body's total fat. So women can confidently blame any excess pudge on their chesticles. 

 

3. Although breast cancer is usually seen as a female health issue, men can suffer from the disease too. So 'down there' is not the only place to check in the shower, boys.

 

4. Like women, some men can also lactate. Great! Free milk for our morning coffee. See: www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

 

5. Scientifically, it has been proven that poor men like big breasts, while financially secure men prefer smaller breasts. We SWAG employees can barely make ends meet.

 

6. The early 20s: The age at which breasts stop growing. *sad face*

 

7. 1938: The year bra cups were introduced. WHY?

 

8. Men have nipples because embryos all start out as female. The nipples would have already formed when the embryo develops and more testosterone is produced, resulting in a male foetus. Thanks a lot, Mother Nature.

 

9. A woman’s nipple can swell up to 25% of its normal size when aroused. And is that a bad thing?

 

10. 102 ZZZ: The cup size of the woman with the world’s largest breasts. She must need a wheelbarrow for those things!

 

11. 40kg: The amount the afore-mentioned giant breasts weigh. And we thought carrying the weekly shopping up the stairs was a chore.

 

12. Breasts are known to sag during times of tension and stress. Keep smiling ladies!

 

13. Some women are known to reach orgasm only through breast stimulation. Erm... where can these women be found?

 

14. 3: The amount of different nipple types; erect, inverted and flat. What about third nipples?

 

15. Most women have one breast that’s larger than the other. Big, small, pert, low lying - it's all good.

 

16. €3,500: The average cost for boosting your assets in Malta. We don't remember any mention of price reductions in the recent budget speech. Shame.

 

17. Humans are the only species to have permanently enlarged breasts. Mother Nature, this time our thanks are genuine.

 

18. A British woman named Claire Smedley made headline news after almost suffocating her boyfriend with her 40LL chest. He fell unconscious after being smothered by her boobs in the bedroom. That's one brave lad. See: www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/claire-smedley-woman-britains-biggest-1827385

 

19. 1985: The year breast augmentation surgery started in MaltaAnd Maltese women have never looked back since...

 

20. 10,000: The amount of Maltese women who have had breast augmentation surgery. No wonder we're always near the top in surveys about happiest countries in the world.

 



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