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TOP 10 POWERFUL PHRASES WOMEN USE

Tags:   Phrases,   Women

By The Swag Team   -  November 27, 2014


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We all know women are hard to read so we at SWAG have taken it upon ourselves to come up with a list of 10 phrases, words and even the odd sound that they use that should get our warning antennae throbbing. Boys, the key is to learn to pick up on the signals. Women don't only speak with their mouths: there's also body language, indecipherable sounds, that look in their eyes and that vein that throbs on the side of their neck... But we'll start with these shall we? The rest you can pick up in your own time.

1. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?

You’re about to be seen in public together, so you need to be presentable - in her eyes. The safest thing is to let her pick out your outfit for you. Just lie down and take it.

 

2. FINE!

This is the word women use to end an argument when they’re right, which is always, and you need to accept it. Expect a frosty atmosphere for the next few hours. Or days.

 

3. FIVE MORE MINUTES...

Five minutes is only actually five minutes if she’s given you an ultimatum to get something done. Five minutes in her terms translates to half an hour.

 

4. NOTHING

If something is obviously wrong yet she insists that it’s ‘nothing’, have a long, hard think of what you could have done to send her into a spiralling, internal rage.

 

5. WHATEVER

If an argument ends in ‘whatever’, she’s not saying “whatever, let’s put this all behind us and kiss and make up”, she actually implying “whatever, I’m not wasting my time arguing with an imbecile”. Consider yourself dismissed – but the issue will pop up again when you least expect it.

 

6. CAN I TALK TO YOU?

No man wants to hear these words. They imply a long, serious, uncomfortable chat in which she’ll tell you everything wrong with you and how she’d appreciate it if you changed everything about yourself.

 

7. GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Retreat.

 

8. *SIGH*

We’re aware this isn’t a phrase, but we had to include it for the good of all men-kind. Men commonly misinterpret this non-verbal statement. Sighing means she thinks you’re an idiot and the issue isn’t worth wasting her energy on. Do not attempt to continue the conversation.

 

9. DO YOU LOVE ME?

She knows you love her. What she’s saying is “show me how much you love me by doing nice things for me”. You know, like in the movies.

 

10. I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

Has she asked you to do something more times than you can remember? We hate to say it, but you’ve brought this impending grief on yourself. If she asks you to clear something from the living room more than three times you might want to do it.



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