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TOP 10 WORST SPORTS KITS EVER

Tags:   Football,   Fun,   Fashion,   Fail

By Mila Camilleri   -  October 16, 2014


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Photo credit:  www.nydailynews.com


There’s been a recent spate of hideous sports team kits that haven’t failed to escape SWAG’s notice. So began a long and arduous journey through the Internet, looking for recent history’s most horrible team outfits. What we saw cannot be unseen, so we decided to share the burden with you. The only explanation for them we can come up with is the dubious slogan ‘go big or go home’. Many of these teams went big… and also went home.

  10. SC Heerenveen team kit

10. SC Heerenveen team kit  malta,  The thing about football is that it’s not supposed to be cute. Did these Dutchmen think they were going to win games by blind sighting their opponents with love? SC Heerenveen really went about this the wrong way. 
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10. SC Heerenveen team kit
Photo credit:  www.theguardian.com

The thing about football is that it’s not supposed to be cute. Did these Dutchmen think they were going to win games by blind sighting their opponents with love? SC Heerenveen really went about this the wrong way.



  9. Colombian goalkeeper Rene Higuita

9. Colombian goalkeeper Rene Higuita  malta,  Hello? Is it me you’re looking for? This hideous '90s outfit, one of many goalkeepers tended to wear in that decade, was only made worse by the mop of curly hair on Higuita’s head. Lionel Richie called; he wants his '80s hair back... 
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9. Colombian goalkeeper Rene Higuita
Photo credit:  www.pmarinov.hubpages.com

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for? This hideous '90s outfit, one of many goalkeepers tended to wear in that decade, was only made worse by the mop of curly hair on Higuita’s head. Lionel Richie called; he wants his '80s hair back...



  8. Hull City team kit

8. Hull City team kit  malta,  This kit is grrrrrreat! Only joking, it’s really taking things a bit too far. We understand the mascot is called Roary the Tiger (groan), but tiger stripes... really? Hey Hull, Moscow Fashion Week wants to book you for the catwalk... 
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8. Hull City team kit
Photo credit:  www.whoateallthepies.tv

This kit is grrrrrreat! Only joking, it’s really taking things a bit too far. We understand the mascot is called Roary the Tiger (groan), but tiger stripes... really? Hey Hull, Moscow Fashion Week wants to book you for the catwalk...



  7. Athletic Bilboa team kit

7. Athletic Bilboa team kit  malta,  The only redeeming feature of this kit is that it looks like the players are draped with bacon. Mmmm, delicious. 
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7. Athletic Bilboa team kit
Photo credit:  www.thesportster.com

The only redeeming feature of this kit is that it looks like the players are draped with bacon. Mmmm, delicious.



  6. Cameroon national team kit

6. Cameroon national team kit malta,  This terrible ‘onesie’ forced FIFA to implement a rule that shorts and tops should be two separate items. Thank heavens for that, Cameroon. 
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6. Cameroon national team kit
Photo credit:  www.allaboardthezolacoaster.blogspot.com

This terrible ‘onesie’ forced FIFA to implement a rule that shorts and tops should be two separate items. Thank heavens for that, Cameroon.



  5. Mexican goalkeeper Jorge Campos

5. Mexican goalkeeper Jorge Campos malta,  Poor Jorge. The colours! The fit! The pattern! His hands look like Mickey Mouse's. You might think that this lad really loves his country since he agreed to wear that, but surprisingly, he designed the whole thing himself. Maybe he’s colourblind? 
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5. Mexican goalkeeper Jorge Campos
Photo credit:  www.crapkits.wordpress.com

Poor Jorge. The colours! The fit! The pattern! His hands look like Mickey Mouse's. You might think that this lad really loves his country since he agreed to wear that, but surprisingly, he designed the whole thing himself. Maybe he’s colourblind?



  4. Spanish men’s cycling team

4. Spanish men’s cycling team  malta,  It’s awkward enough that these men have to wear skintight leotards. We would imagine them trying to avert people’s eyes from their crotch area is difficult enough as it is, but the embedded groin protector must surely make this task impossible.  
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4. Spanish men’s cycling team
Photo credit:  www.mpora.com

It’s awkward enough that these men have to wear skintight leotards. We would imagine them trying to avert people’s eyes from their crotch area is difficult enough as it is, but the embedded groin protector must surely make this task impossible. 



  3. Colombian women’s cycling team

3. Colombian women’s cycling team  malta,  The kit that inspired us to put this list together. The Colombian women’s cycling team’s body suits have gotten plenty of media coverage. Pity the same coverage wasn’t applied when designing the damn things. 
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3. Colombian women’s cycling team
Photo credit:  www.channelnewsasia.com

The kit that inspired us to put this list together. The Colombian women’s cycling team’s body suits have gotten plenty of media coverage. Pity the same coverage wasn’t applied when designing the damn things.



  2. Scotland’s Commonwealth Games uniform

2. Scotland’s Commonwealth Games uniform  malta,  Technically, this isn’t a kit, but we couldn’t pass on it. The Scottish Commonwealth Games’ team looks like it’s taking a group photo at a family picnic. They also look like they’re wearing the blankets they’re about to sit on. 
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2. Scotland’s Commonwealth Games uniform
Photo credit:  www.celebrate-scotland.co.uk

Technically, this isn’t a kit, but we couldn’t pass on it. The Scottish Commonwealth Games’ team looks like it’s taking a group photo at a family picnic. They also look like they’re wearing the blankets they’re about to sit on.



  1. Colorado Caribous team kit

1. Colorado Caribous team kit  malta,  This kit is all sorts of wrong. Not only is it salmon-coloured, it’s got tassels under the, er, bust area. There was some dodgy fashion going on in the '70s, but the Colorado Caribous really got the worst of it. It's bad enough that football (soccer) still needed to catch on in the States (it still does, really)... this kit was never going to help the cause... 
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1. Colorado Caribous team kit
Photo credit:  www.nydailynews.com

This kit is all sorts of wrong. Not only is it salmon-coloured, it’s got tassels under the, er, bust area. There was some dodgy fashion going on in the '70s, but the Colorado Caribous really got the worst of it. It's bad enough that football (soccer) still needed to catch on in the States (it still does, really)... this kit was never going to help the cause...






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