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THE TOP 10 MOST BIZARRE BEAUTY PAGEANTS IN THE WORLD

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By The Swag Team   -  July 31, 2014


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From pregnant girls in bikinis to plus size models in Thailand, there's a beauty contest somewhere in the world to suit every taste imaginable, if you look hard enough. And you thought Malta's entries at Miss Universe had issues...

  10. Miss Rodeo America

10. Miss Rodeo America malta,  For the last 50 years Miss Rodeo America has been bringing rodeo enthusiasts together to promote "the western way of life".  
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10. Miss Rodeo America
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For the last 50 years Miss Rodeo America has been bringing rodeo enthusiasts together to promote "the western way of life". 



  9. Miss Russian Army

9. Miss Russian Army malta,  If there's one thing the Russian Army can do to get good publicity at the moment it's hold another one of these contests, as it did in June 2005. The contest was called 'Beauties in Shoulder Straps'.  The jury ultimately gave the title to Lieutenant Ksenya Agarkova, an engineer with Russia's Northern Fleet. Unfortunately, bikinis were not allowed.   
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9. Miss Russian Army
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If there's one thing the Russian Army can do to get good publicity at the moment it's hold another one of these contests, as it did in June 2005. The contest was called 'Beauties in Shoulder Straps'. The jury ultimately gave the title to Lieutenant Ksenya Agarkova, an engineer with Russia's Northern Fleet. Unfortunately, bikinis were not allowed. 



  8. Miss Redneck Alabama, USA

8. Miss Redneck Alabama, USA malta,  Contestants are judged on their answers to three questions: 1) What three redneck items would you take to a desert island? 2) What is your redneck talent? And 3) show off your  Daisy Dukes i.e. your poise and personality.   

   
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8. Miss Redneck Alabama, USA
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Contestants are judged on their answers to three questions: 1) What three redneck items would you take to a desert island? 2) What is your redneck talent? And 3) show off your Daisy Dukes i.e. your poise and personality. 

 



  7. Miss Body Art, Russia

7. Miss Body Art, Russia malta,  This contest is held every February in St Petersburg, Russia. It features lots of semi-naked women painted and decorated in exotic, outlandish colours. Arty. 
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7. Miss Body Art, Russia

This contest is held every February in St Petersburg, Russia. It features lots of semi-naked women painted and decorated in exotic, outlandish colours. Arty.



  6. Miss Dominatrix, France

6. Miss Dominatrix, France malta,  The contest used to be held in France until the early naughties, but SWAG has found it difficult to trace whether it is still being held today. Perhaps it's gone underground - which is probably quite apt, considering. 
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6. Miss Dominatrix, France
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The contest used to be held in France until the early naughties, but SWAG has found it difficult to trace whether it is still being held today. Perhaps it's gone underground - which is probably quite apt, considering.



  5. Miss Klingon Empire

5. Miss Klingon Empire  malta,  The Miss Klingon Empire Beauty Pageant is held every year at the Star Trek Convention at Dragon Con in Atlanta, USA. Typical human nonsense: a REAL Klingon warrior woman would never stoop to such trivialities. 
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5. Miss Klingon Empire
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The Miss Klingon Empire Beauty Pageant is held every year at the Star Trek Convention at Dragon Con in Atlanta, USA. Typical human nonsense: a REAL Klingon warrior woman would never stoop to such trivialities.



  4. Miss Plastic Surgery, China

4. Miss Plastic Surgery, China malta,   Twenty contestants aged 17 to 62 competed in the final round of the 'man-made beauty' pageant at a Beijing opera house earlier this year, all having gone under the knife to improve their appearance.   When the result was announced, it was a buoyant Feng Qian who had doctors to thank for four procedures that added a fold to her eyelids, liposuctioned fat from her belly, reshaped her cheeks, and injected botox to alter facial muscles.  
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4. Miss Plastic Surgery, China
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Twenty contestants aged 17 to 62 competed in the final round of the 'man-made beauty' pageant at a Beijing opera house earlier this year, all having gone under the knife to improve their appearance. When the result was announced, it was a buoyant Feng Qian who had doctors to thank for four procedures that added a fold to her eyelids, liposuctioned fat from her belly, reshaped her cheeks, and injected botox to alter facial muscles.



  3. Miss Captivity, Lithuania

3. Miss Captivity, Lithuania malta,  From behind bars, a 38-year-old Lithuanian prisoner called Samanta celebrated being crowned Miss Captivity in 2002, the only year the contest has been held so far.  She was one of 38 entrants in the beauty contest at Panevezys Penal Labour Colony,   85 miles north of the capital Vilnius.   Miss Captivity 2002 won a prize of 4,000 litas (around €1000) - but received it after her release, two years later.  
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3. Miss Captivity, Lithuania
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From behind bars, a 38-year-old Lithuanian prisoner called Samanta celebrated being crowned Miss Captivity in 2002, the only year the contest has been held so far. She was one of 38 entrants in the beauty contest at Panevezys Penal Labour Colony, 85 miles north of the capital Vilnius. Miss Captivity 2002 won a prize of 4,000 litas (around €1000) - but received it after her release, two years later.



  2. Miss Pregnant Bikini, USA

2. Miss Pregnant Bikini, USA malta,  The annual Pregnant Bikini Pageant organised at Dick's Last Resort bar by Radio Rock1053 has been held for the last 18 years. 
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2. Miss Pregnant Bikini, USA

The annual Pregnant Bikini Pageant organised at Dick's Last Resort bar by Radio Rock1053 has been held for the last 18 years.



  1. Miss Jumbo Queen, Thailand

1. Miss Jumbo Queen, Thailand malta,  Thirty-one contestants took to the stage to compete for the popular Miss Jumbo Queen crown in Thailand's Ayutthaya city earlier this year.  The contestants, all weighing at least 80 kg, wore traditional Thai costumes, performed in a talent contest and answered questions about health and social issues.   Korawan Sukornkeyoon who weighed in at 85.7 kilograms was announced as the Miss Jumbo Queen.  
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1. Miss Jumbo Queen, Thailand
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Thirty-one contestants took to the stage to compete for the popular Miss Jumbo Queen crown in Thailand's Ayutthaya city earlier this year. The contestants, all weighing at least 80 kg, wore traditional Thai costumes, performed in a talent contest and answered questions about health and social issues. Korawan Sukornkeyoon who weighed in at 85.7 kilograms was announced as the Miss Jumbo Queen.






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