THE TOP 10 DANGEROUS QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK
Being interrogated is never fun, especially when it's by an angry woman. Men are predictably logical creatures (most of the time), so women should be prepared to not hear how wonderful, beautiful and perfect they are at any particular moment. Or so we think. Gents, there are many more dangerous questions apart from ‘does my bum look big in this’ that women ask and SWAG is sorry to say that sometimes you’re damned whatever you reply.
10. Are you really going out again?
She might ask this question nonchalantly, but there's a lot more to it. She's really saying 'if you go out again and spend another night with your friends rather than me, don't bother crawling into bed later’.
9. Why are you looking at her?
If you spot a beautiful woman within the vicinity of you and your lady, you must use all your manly powers not to stare. Save yourself the grief.
8. Do you think she’s pretty?
If you say yes, you know what’s coming. If you say no, your lady will know you’re lying. How did you know which woman she was referring to? The pretty one, of course.
7. Can I talk to you?
This usually signals a looming unpleasant conversation. Take it like a man.
6. Do you prefer hanging out with your friends more than with me?
Even if the answer is yes and you’re dying for a beer, you should say no and sit on the sofa. And cuddle.
5. Can you imagine if we got married?
If you hear this question, you know she’s dropping a hint, or rather, a bomb. If you’re not prepared to do it, run.
4. Was your ex a good lover?
Even if she was, firstly it’s not gentlemanly to talk about it and secondly, no one can be a better lover than the person asking that question.
3. Should I start a diet?
A ‘yes’ would mean being in the doghouse for god knows how long. A ‘no’ will result in hours of ‘oh, but you’re just being nice, look at my horrible thighs’.
2. What are you thinking?
This is a bit of a minefield. What she wants to hear is that you’re thinking about how wonderful she is, but the truth is you’re probably thinking about how you need to poo. It’s up to you how honest you’re willing to be.
1. If you could save only one person from a fire, who would it be, your mum or me?
If you pick your mum that means you don’t love your lady enough, but if you pick your lady it doesn’t look good to let the woman who gave birth to you burn in flames, does it?
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