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10 THINGS GOOGLE SHOULD STOP YOU SEARCHING FOR...

Tags:   Fun,   Computers

By The Swag Team   -  July 04, 2014


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Google has started binning certain links from its search results, as it has been obliged to do by a European Court ruling that allows people to petition for their removal. While the articles or pictures that caused concern will remain online, you won’t be able to find them using the Google search engine anymore. Well, now that Google has entered into this spirit, SWAG has come up with 10 general search results we think they should ban to save the world a lot of anguish.

 

1. Child porn.

 

2. Miley Cyrus.

 

3. Anything that helps hackers get your private details – or the CIA to read your emails. Or helps crazy people build a bomb.

 

4. Kim Kardashian.

 

5. Peter Andre – especially that Valletta connection. And his ex-wife Katie ‘Jordan’ Price.

 

6. Any software that makes automated phone systems operate – so we can go back to speaking to a human when we call a company for assistance.

 

7. Russell Brand.

 

8. Any site that lets you import exhaust pipe noise enhancers for cars. Unless your car makes that rasping noise because the factory says it's meant to, it shouldn't be allowed. It's the most soul-destroyingly annoying sound on the street, up there with the noise that motorised bicycles make and those useless white fireworks that simply go bang.

 

9. Perhaps cutting down on the cute cat picture and video links just a little.

 

10. Any reference to that football match where Spain beat Malta 12-1; all of Malta’s Eurovision participation information before 1991 – and most Maltese Eurovision videos except maybe Gianluca’s… and anything else that may make us look amateur or simply bad.



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