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STRICT MISS BEHAVIOUR ANSWERS YOUR 'TYPICALLY MALE IDIOTIC' QUESTIONS

Tags:   Skills,   Relationships

By The Swag Team   -  July 01, 2014


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As we revealed a couple of weeks ago, SWAG has engaged the services of an agony aunt, Olga, also known as MISS BEHAVIOUR, to assist us in negotiating the mysterious obstacles thrown up by relationships, dating and women in general. In her second contribution to SWAG, we’ve asked Olga to give us some quick answers to some of the generic girl-centred questions sent in by readers so far.

1 – Why so many shoes? Claudio – St Julian’s

You get 10 questions, the first one is about shoes, and you say we’re obsessed? Pfffff. The answer is: why so few shoes? It’s all about perspective, you see. And yours is wrong.

 

2 – My partner chats about what goes on in our bedroom with her friends. How can women do this? David – e-mail

Easily, and it probably doesn’t take long. If you’re having trouble imagining it, just think back to the last time you swapped notes with your friends in exactly the same way. That’s how women can do that. Just like men do. So there

 

3 – Do you think we don’t know it’s a padded bra? Anon

In all honesty, speaking purely for myself here, you’ve caught me. I did think you didn’t know. How DO you know? Actually, don’t answer that. However, a small bombshell: did it ever occur that we might not be wearing them for you?

 

4 – Why do you buy so many clothes you're not going to wear? Keith - Marsascala

How do you know we’re not going to wear it? We might. Imagine if we suddenly got the urge and it wasn’t in the wardrobe. You must always be prepared. Plus, like everything in life, when it comes to clothes, it’s owning it that counts.

 

5 – Why is it so hard to talk women into bed? Clayton - Msida

It isn’t. Prepare to have your mind blown here: word on the street is that women actually like doing that kind of thing just as much as men do. So if you’re having a hard time talking her into bed, you’re saying the wrong things, and badly.

 


6 – Size does matter, doesn’t it? Anon

Yes, it does. There’s no easy way to say this, but the truth is it’s basically an insurmountable problem if it’s too big. 

 

SWAG’s Miss Behaviour provides the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the mysteries of the fairer sex. Apart from being the kind of psychotherapist you'd want to lie on a couch for, Olga is in possession of two degrees in the field, so she knows a thing or two about human behaviour. So don't be shy, send in your light-hearted questions, observations and chat up lines for judgement to info@swag.com.mt.



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