DOWN WITH THE NO TOPLESS BATHING SIGNS
Men of Malta: here’s an important message to pass on to your partners (the female ones) and girl friends. Girls! Do you want to sunbathe topless? Are you being prevented from doing so by those oppressive signs dotted around our coastline, as well as patrolling beach wardens? Here’s the solution!
Wear the TaTa bikini top and to hell with Maltese society's discomfort with your breasts being shown off in public!
Its creators, Robyn Graves and Michelle Lyttle, declared on their website:
"Why can't girls be topless? If you really think about it, what's the difference between a man's nipples and a woman's? Is it really just the extra breast tissue? Is it the fact that women's nipples are paired with a vagina? What is it that is so horrible that caused such hysteria?"
The TaTa top is the latest weapon used by femminists in a long line of shocking tactics dating back to the hunger strikes and arson attacks of the suffragettes of pre-World War One England.
So it’s actually a femminist issue.
So it really has no business being on this testosterone-pumped, tough-talking, juvenile joke-filled website at all.
Sorry, boys.
Forget it.
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